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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

That time of year again!

Wetberg's World:

It's been far too long. Days, weeks, and months have passed and many of you have been wondering what I've been up to. Now, is there any special significance of why I'm posting my blog today for the first time in three months? Why yes. There is. Today is the first day of the season that really matters. For the last three months, I have been training, preparing, and engaging myself for this very day. It's been circled on the calendar as "Game 1". During the past three months I have been pouring hours of time and sweat into the fine establishment we like the call "the Erickson Center" at Northwestern. Many fall afternoons, I could and have been seen attempting to lift weights, chucking a few shots up, and even working on a few fundamentals that keep me from getting cut, henceforth, allowing me to live the D3 dream.

The last month has been an up and down little stretch. The practices have been competitive, but fun. We've been going hard for over 4 weeks, but now it's time to test our skills against our friends from down the road: Hamline University.

Now before we get too carried away with what's actually going to go down in tonight's game, let me take an opportunity to hand out a few pre-season awards (while it is still the pre-season)

We'll start with our seniors:
-Most likely to quote a youtube video in a pregame inspirational chat: Point Guard "LeBrian"

-Most likely to foul out of a game: J-Will

-Most likely to "get some after the game": Thomps (Don't worry NWC! He's Married! Congrats bro.)

For the Juniors:
-Least likely to Dunk: Reep

-Longest post-game phone call: Big E (Man-child)

-Most likely to be confused for a legitimate D1 Athlete: Gabriel

Sophomores:
-Most hideous no-shave November results: Grime-Master Libby

-Most likely to have a diabetic seizure: WAAALLLTTTTT

-Most likely to trip while playing D: Chit (Although, if my boy Pav from RF were playing, he'd give him a run for the money)

-Most likely to record a Trillion: Yours Truly!

Freshmen:
The Jury is still out on these guys.

Most likely to achieve 3+ foot stomps, and call out a play for someone not on our team this year (2-Steven): Coach.

Well, I gotta head to the game. Hopefully none of these guys live up to their pre-season awards except for Libby. I know for a fact he will.

Time go Wetberg on em.

Much love.

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